Starbucks coffee review. Ordered a large black

I walked into Starbucks for the first time and didn't know what good stuff I ordered a large black coffee because I'm a simple man. I was baffled when the lady spoke French to me nd wouldn't say large ... I just wanted a simple black iced coffee. What ingotnwas some weird coffee with some foam innit and some extra flavors that I can only describe as more fruity than a gay man's ass at the end of the rainbow) I was upset it wasn't a black coffee but damnit this flavored weirdness in my cup was down in about 10 mins and in was left on a great sugar high for the next 4 hours... so whatever I actually drank t was better than expected.  And I may be a little less manly now by bostons standards and questioning myself a little now. But at the same time..slap my ass and call me Suzy! It was freaking delicious 

Now back to my regular coffee shop here in Boston.  The ever corner coffee shop we all love and grew up drinking since we were babies 

Fucking dunkins khed.